Do you think it's obnoxious of me to watch an entire episode of LOST online while I'm at work? I'll use headphones! Maybe.
I don't work in an office, I work in a cafe, baking, and I'm doing a very good job of ignoring customers AND my boss at the same time. I'm pretending I'm doing paperwork, even though I don't handle any, because I'm a baker. We're having a staff meeting tomorrow that I didn't know about, and I'm the manager, which makes me think that it's going to be about me not managing.
I think my boss will be like, "Melissa, I don't pay you to blog."
And I'll say, "Don't read my blogs. They'll hurt your feelings."
I've just spent about an hour looking for this:
Now I'm going to try to find a company to airbush a T-shirt of it for me. I want a picture of Hurley on each of my boobs.