Hello and welcome to my blog. Here you will find pictures and videos of me being sad. This is my face. I'm crying because I find happiness upsetting.
Dirt Pie the Empathy Dog
I found Dirty Dog a few years ago wandering in circles and peeing on things. I took him home, shaved him, and he's been my furry baby/room mate ever since.
Screamy the Bird
This is Screamy, my room mate and feathered daughter. She can say "I love you," "I don't know," and "Kill me" but her thick bird accent sometimes makes it difficult to understand her. Her favorite foods are Cheerios and birth marks.
Upcoming Shows
THE LAST TWO BABYHOLES
BABYHOLE OPEN MIC
Tuesday, May 11th, 9:00 pm, FREE!
Featuring rock and roll by Zombie Reacharound. Stand up by Emily Epstein and Raquel D'Apice.
The Lamp Post
382 2nd Street
Jersey City, NJ
BABYHOLE OPEN MIC
Tuesday, May 25th, 9:00 pm, FREE!
Featuring country music by the Cross Country All Stars. Stand up by Mark Normand and Chelsea White.
The Lamp Post
382 2nd Street
Jersey City, NJ
Wanna book me at your thing? Email me. Melissa.surach at gmail.com.
Press. When will being famous in Jersey City get me shot at Newport Mall?
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