Friday, October 26, 2007


BabyHole Halloween Extravaganza
It's more than a party. It's a dream come true.

Tuesday, October 30th

Hosted by world renown psychic, best selling author, and Montel Show regular, SYLVIA BROWNE.

Open Mic 9:00 (Sign up at 7:30. No poetry!)

Comedy 9:30 (Eric Andre, Brooke Van Poppelen, Aubrey Tennant, Rosie Rebel)

Ms. and Mr. Killtown Competition (costume, talent and drinking contest)
Judged by Sylvia Browne, Dancing Tony, and a Toy Eater.
Prizes provided by Another Man's Treasure, Balance, World of Style and more!

Why does red always look fucked up on uploaded fliers? Oh well.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Late Night Curiosities II

This Friday


Back by popular demand, Art House Productions brings you a strange and
exciting evening filled with eccentrics, entertainers and obscure talents!


10pm show repeated at 11:30pm

$5 admission
(FREE with "Maladjusted" show program and/or costume!)

Richard Kirkwood
Lexie Levin
David Jacobsen
Duncan Pflaster
Beth Bentley
Joe Jacovino
Melissa Surach
Roland Ramos and the Art House Band
and more!

Art House Productions
Hamilton Square
1 McWilliams Place, Roof
(SE Corner of Hamilton Park, near Erie & 8th St.)

Monday, October 22, 2007


The next BabyHole on October 30th is going to be craaazzzzyyyyy.

Sylvia Browne*, world renown psychic, author, and Montel Show regular, is emceeing. There is a possibility that Montel will also show up and advocate medicinal marijuana.

Also, the first EVER MS. AND MR. KILLTOWN COMPETITION will take place! It's more than a costume contest. It's also a drinking and talent contest!

*Actually, it will be me dressed like Sylvia Browne and doing a poor impression of her and I told my boyfriend that if he didn't go as Montel I would break up with him.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Fruit Flies: The Gayest Flies Of All

If you have slept over my house the past week or so, you may have woken up with flies on your face, like an Ethiopian. If I were an Ethiopian, I would eat these flies. And if I were a fly, I'd eat an Ethiopian. But I would never eat a potato.

There are several possible sources of flies in my apartment: The drain that won't unclog, the dishes I refuse to wash, the food Dirty hides, the garbage I neglect to take out, etc. But none of them, not even considered altogether, could explain the abundance of flies.

I had pretty much just taken it as some sort of paranormal infestation until today when I found a bag of rotting potatoes in a cabinet. It was host to 1,000's of flies, and all sorts of disgusting smells, and basically, a normal infestation.

I think the smell of rotting potatoes is probably the closest to rotting flesh. But you could try to prove me wrong.

When I touched the bag to throw it away, it was wet.

This is the second time this has happened to me in as many years. The first time, I thought there was a dead mouse in the wall. I should probably stop trying to prove to myself that I like potatoes because I obviously don't. But they're so cheap!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Oh, what a sad bar scene!

Thanks to someone for mentioning me in the JC List Bar Fight, What Happened To Lucky 7's? Thread.

Yes, Cisco and I will provide you with a delightful time when you are there. But most of the time you are not. Last night, we had a total of 6 customers all night long. And I had to chain one to his stool to get him to stay!

I think the reason the bar scene sucks is the people who own and frequent the bars. If only there were 100's of me's.

Also, this is Jersey. Beer should be cheap. What's up with establishments charging $5 and upwards for a pint so you can sit in their empty bar and listen to their bad music? I blame THAT on the people with money moving into the neighborhood. You think you're so great with your jobs. Look at what your dirty money's done.


Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Posterity Magnet For Purchase

Order my posterity magnet online or get it from me for free when you go to one of my shows.

It's only $1 plus shipping!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Update on my dad

So I've been busy working, laying around, and stuff. My dad's been a lot nicer to me since last week when he almost died. He moves a lot slower now!