On my way to do my chores, I found a baby bird, corralled it into a box and brought it home. I made a nest, and now I have to feed the bird corn syrup water every 20 minutes. Apparently, to check it's body temperature, I have to press it's wings to my lips. I can't wait!
I did not do any chores today.
It's a starling. It should be strong enough to fly away in a few days.
My boyfriend is going to be so angry when he gets home and sees it in the bed!