For my calendar release party on Tuesday, I invited all the comedians who've done my show this past year via text message: "BabyHole Calendar Release Party Tonight 9 pm @ Toy Eaters, Jersey City."
One of them texted me back, "Don't text show spam to my phone please."
I texted back, "It's my calendar party and I'd appreciate if you'd go, jerk."
He texted back, "I'm not being a jerk. I already got your facebook, myspace, and email."
I texted, "I'm not your facebook friend."
Then, 7 hours later, right before the show started, I received the text, "Please remove my number from this phone," even though I'd never called or texted him before, except for maybe to give him directions to the show I booked him on, which I paid him for.
I figured he probably didn't know who I was, so I emailed him:
"Sorry about the mass text I didn't think it would be a big deal. It's just that my calendar release party is the biggest show that I produce by myself and I invited all the comedians who've done my shows in the past and I wish I could've worded it better on the text. And it was a really good show. Anyway, yes, I have taken you off my phone and I'm sorry about inconveniencing you."
And he replied, "Thank you."
What a little fucking bitch.
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