So I'm freelancing for a joke website now. I'm archiving their newsletters, all of which contain 100-year-old jokes from the public domain, have a slight Christian tone, are a little misogynist, and are all terrible.
Since my friends are tired of me calling them just to tell them terrible jokes, I will only repeat them here.
This is a joke I just copy edited. Finally, a George W. Bush joke that George W. Bush and my grandma would approve of.
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Hey there! Aren't you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "HEY THERE! Aren't you Moses???"
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes, I am."
George W., a bit peeved at this point then asked, "Why the cold shoulder?"
To which Moses replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness."