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Currently, my paying-job is editing jokes for www.joke-of-the-day.com.

I DO NOT WRITE THE JOKES. I DO NOT WRITE THE JOKES. I DO NOT WRITE THE JOKES.

I edit them according to the style guide.

However, I DO write the captions for the images. I am only mildly embarassed by these, and you can look at them if you want.

My user name is The Idiot.

Oh, and this is the funniest joke I've edited all week:

18 Inches
Q: What's 18 inches and makes a woman scream all night long?
A: Crib Death.