Hey all you special people,
BabyHole is going to have an award show to honor all the great people who sign up for the open mic and make it such a fun place to be.
I just wanted to let you know that if you signed up for the BabyHole Open Mic this year, you are fair game for being nominated for an award. If you are scared or full of hatred and don't want to be nominated, please let me know. I'll be putting the full list up on BabyHole's myspace page at the end of the week.
If you are or ever have been a BabyHole audience member, please email or message me with your suggestions for people you think are winners. Otherwise, the BabyHole Council* will be determining the nominees.
Categories so far:
Bright Lights Big City Award
This is a clever way of saying "most likely to succeed."
Best Attendance Award
Some people never miss signing up for BabyHole, and they deserve prizes for their courage and strong hearts.
Best Abandoners Award
Sometimes people sign up once or twice and never come back. This award goes to the funniest people who abandoned/hate BabyHole.
Creepiest Stand Up Award
Sometimes jokes are scary. Sometimes they give people nightmares. Sometimes they kill people.
Musical Pixie Award
This award is for all the musical comedians who sign up. All two of them.
Busy BabyHole Bee Award
This award is for BabyHole open mikers who go above and beyond their BabyHole duties for free or a beer.
Ms. BabyHole Award
This one's for the ladies. There's three of them in this sausagefest.
Most Racist Award
Who can pack the most ethnic jokes into one little tiny set?
So that's it. Thanks everyone! Thanks BabyHole! I might make more categories later, if you have any suggestions.
*The BabyHole Council is me.