The BabyHole Awards will take place on Tuesday, September 16th.
BABYHOLE AWARD CATEGORIES
Bright Lights Big City Award (Most Likely to Succeed)
Best Attendance Award
Creepiest Stand Up Award
Most Racist Award
Musical Pixie Award
Busy BabyHole Bee Award
Ms. and Mr. BabyHole Award
If you have any suggestions for award categories, you may make them.
BABYHOLE POTENTIAL NOMINEES
Wanna nominate someone for a BabyHole Award? If you don't, The BabyHole Council will do it for you.*
All of these superstars are fair game to be nominated. The reason that they are fair game is because they've signed up for the open mic in the past year and haven't told me that they don't want an award.
Who doesn't want to be a winner? A loser, that's who.
If I've missed anyone, please let me know. I made up this list based on my memory. If you want to be taken off this list, let me know. I don't care if you want to be a loser.
Brian (I don't remember his last name. He has blonde hair and works in finance)
Ken (Ralph's room mate. I forgot his last name)
David W. Jacobson
Hugh Eric Shin
*The BabyHole Council is me.