I've edited 400 jokes today, all of which go something like this:
Homer Simpson's Favorite Ice Cream
Q: What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
A: Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Squirrel Joke That I Don't Understand
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.
The girl squirrel dashed up a tree, but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground.
"That's strange," said the fox. "Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest tree."
"Listen, bud," replied the boy squirrel, "Did you ever try to climb a tree when you were in love?" AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, THAT'S THE PUNCHLINE.
I think that my new job is ruining my sense of humor. Yesterday, Judy said, "My calves are starting to get stretch marks," and I said, "What have you been feeding them?"
I wrote 100 jokes about Microsoft Window 98 and 75 about Bill Gates earlier this morning.