My boyfriend and my dog are not on speaking terms with each other at the moment.
It all started yesterday while I was at work. Rustin went to do the laundry, and Dirty got into the garbage again. So Rustin banished Dirty to the bathroom while he went to get the clothes. While Dirty was in the bathroom, he ate a bunch of moisturizing lotion and a box of tampons. Now his head is all greasy, and Rustin is very angry.
Dirty is such a dirty dog.