This is the flier for it. RSVP people. I only know St. Patrick and Duncan, but we are all a good time.
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Fucking A, I will be there.
I am trying to come up with a clever Bio for you. I am having trouble not using words like "Emasculating" or "Incontinence" when describing your performance art.
Thank you for being part of this event, trust that by the time you go on, I will have made sure all attendees are plastered so your jokes are better received.
I am trying to come up with a clever Bio for you. I am having trouble not using words like "Emasculating" or "Incontinence" when describing your performance art.
Thank you for being part of this event, trust that by the time you go on, I will have made sure all attendees are plastered so your jokes are better received.
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7 comments:
Fucking A, I will be there.
I am trying to come up with a clever Bio for you. I am having trouble not using words like "Emasculating" or "Incontinence" when describing your performance art.
Thank you for being part of this event, trust that by the time you go on, I will have made sure all attendees are plastered so your jokes are better received.
Fucking A, I will be there.
I am trying to come up with a clever Bio for you. I am having trouble not using words like "Emasculating" or "Incontinence" when describing your performance art.
Thank you for being part of this event, trust that by the time you go on, I will have made sure all attendees are plastered so your jokes are better received.
My last name's still spelled wrong on the flyer. It makes me sad.
Hyphen-One will be up in that ! http://www.hyphenone.com
I'd prefer to perform to half-plastered people.
Half-plastered then.
LONG LIVE SUE-ELLEN NEWMAN!!!!!!!
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