My sister is going to keep her unless someone claims her and we've been fighting over what to name her. I know it should be her decision, but her names are so stupid I almost slapped her.
Annie (which I originally came up with as a compromise over Kitty)
She likes to eat string.
Here, she's saying, "Yes, I like to play with balls. And would you like some fleas as well?"
She has to sit like this because of her belly full of kittens and gross foot.