Thursday, January 7, 2010

No Calendars! New Blog!

I'm revamping my blog!

Don't be sad that I've discontinued my Melissa Surach Calendars. You probably aren't, because no one ever bought them. Instead I've decided to publish my narcissism on my blog, or else I'd have to give it up completely because it's so expensive!

Also, no one reads my blog or posts comments except for sex workers and erection pills. That's fine by me--I don't write in it too much anymore and someone needs to generate the content. But I don't like being used by the human slave industry, especially if I'm not even getting laid.

So if you'd like to take pictures of me and document my beauty, let me know. I hope you like corpses!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yay corpses

showhank said...

MELISSA,

Inside joke? What do you mean by corpes?

Anonymous said...

although sex working does seem to be the industry of the future... ga-zoinks

Anonymous said...

although sex working does seem to be the industry of the future... ga-zoinks

Grace said...

Yeah-- it's as if the penises are using walking abacuses.

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