I think that all that poverty and sitting around all sumer long was worth it. I held out for a few months, but I finally got jobs.
1. Bartender - only beer and shots, plus I'm allowed to drink on the job.
2. Video Content Manager - I watch YouTube and get PAID for it.
Tomorrow I have a job interview to be an associate editor for a new magazine for hedonists. I think I'll be getting paid to drink and get laid.