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MELISSA SURACH
Hello and welcome to my blog. Here you will find pictures and videos of me being sad. This is my face. I'm crying because I find happiness upsetting.
Dirt Pie the Empathy Dog
I found Dirty Dog a few years ago wandering in circles and peeing on things. I took him home, shaved him, and he's been my furry baby/room mate ever since.
Screamy the Bird
This is Screamy, my room mate and feathered daughter. She can say "I love you," "I don't know," and "Kill me" but her thick bird accent sometimes makes it difficult to understand her. Her favorite foods are Cheerios and birth marks.
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I googled you and found your blog after reading your story in the nypress. I have to ask what I'm sure most people are wondering...is any of this true ?
Thanks so much for reading my article and taking the effort to google me. I'm submitting more articles to NY Press soon.
Yes, the story is based on actual life experiences, and actual nubby penises.
i loled.
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