This was the email I sent out this morning:
BabyHole is canceled for tonight. But don't worry, it'll be back next week on May 5th with The McMickle Brothers and more.
BabyHole is going through some growing pains right now. It's changing. It might even get its period soon and act super bitchy. But don't get mad. It's blossoming. Just wait and see.
Here is one change to expect:
- The host. Would you like to host it? Be my guest. Sometimes I just need a night off for quality Melissa time. Email me if you're interested.
I'm also looking to book more bands. I don't know many guys in bands anymore since I stopped partying so much. So email me.
I'm shooting sketches for my public access show every weekend now and I pretty much always need extras. We can be stars together!
No pay, but I provide lunch and it's only for a few hours. Email me if you're interested.
My show will broadcast on Comcast NJ, throughout the entire state, not just Jersey City. How exciting! Sponsoring my show is a great way to reach thousands of customers in the area for very little money. If you don't have a commercial, I'll shoot it for cheap. Just sponsor me! Email me for rates.
So in conclusion, just email me.