Barack Obama won the election last night, but more importantly, last night at the bar, someone asked me if I was trying to get famous with these videos that I'm making.
Well, I'm not trying to get famous. I'm trying to get a job.
I'm already famous in Jersey City (duh).
If you like my videos, please forward them to your friends and comment on them. I also have them on Youtube. I personally hate putting things on Youtube (though I love watching it). Vimeo is much better.
Melissa's Vimeo Channel
Melissa's YouTube Channel
And also, if you like my videos, please note that I write and produce and edit everything in them, except for the interviews. I force my boyfriend to work the camera, but I pretty much do everything, so hire me.
Also, last night, someone told me that I should run for Mayor. I would, but I don't have enough money. Unless you hire me, so I can save some.
MELISSA SURACH
Hello and welcome to my blog. Here you will find pictures and videos of me being sad. This is my face. I'm crying because I find happiness upsetting.
Dirt Pie the Empathy Dog
I found Dirty Dog a few years ago wandering in circles and peeing on things. I took him home, shaved him, and he's been my furry baby/room mate ever since.
Screamy the Bird
This is Screamy, my room mate and feathered daughter. She can say "I love you," "I don't know," and "Kill me" but her thick bird accent sometimes makes it difficult to understand her. Her favorite foods are Cheerios and birth marks.
1 comment:
You are most amusing, Melissa.
Sorry, moi can't hire you 'cause moi 'tis poorer than ye (at least I hope so for your sake).
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor Hershman
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